It is the sideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeways I fear the most... that is the worst of the worst.
+1 Sideways sucks the most
Dunno, for traders maybe yes. For hodlers, down is most painful...

“Sideways” means low volatility; the extreme of sideways-ness is
price stability.
The theoretically ideal form of money is price-stable. Volatility only benefits traders, at the expense of everyone else.
If BTC could become price-stable,
* then I would prefer that. The world cannot run on volatile money alone, nor on deflationary money alone. (Note to Jay: I am perfectly well aware that price-stable BTC will never happen.)
Since I don’t swing-trade, the only thing uncomfortable to me about a sideways market is that I never know whether it’s about to crash, or about to moon.
* I mean price-stable according to an index of goods and services. That means rising against the dollar, as the dollar depreciates from inflation. The dollar is not price-stable; to the contrary, the dollar is a volatile currency. Have you seen dollar prices lately!? Not only the obvious increase in prices, but the fluctuations as markets adapt to price shocks.