Off topic (on topic is depressing)  Pro tip for today...
When ordering at a fast food joint and the server has a name tag Chianti, Janelle, Phelipi, Erez, (or some such nonsense),
has permanent, illegible bumper stickers plastered all over both arms,
is sporting giant hula hoop earrings, and you are hard pressed to tell what biological parts they are packing.....
....check your order before leaving.