I know you guys were looking forward to the chocolate river, the candy mushrooms, the candy teacups, the blueberries, the gobstoppers and the levitating fizzy drinks but unfortunately we have new WEF orders.




What the fuck is this bullshit, Wanka? Where's the chocolate?


Blame him, not me.


Hello there, your children will love the cricket factory. Come try some, they are nutritious, good for you and most of all they are free. So what if they taste like dogshit and move around in your mouth. Give them a try, please.


Grandpa Joe: Let's get the fuck out of here Charlie, these Canadians have lost their minds listening to that evil bastard. Let's eat some chocolate and do some fartin'.
Wanka: Yeah right behind both of you, I'm out of here also. This is BS. Sorry Charlie, the world has turned to shit.