* death_wish prepares to beat Buddy with a horsewhip.
never work. hes an ai; his electrons will just laugh at you. an electric cattle prod other the other hand..
buddy we dont want to see you hurt. stop resisting. go UP
* psycodad waves 3 MS-DOS 6.1 and 7 Windows 3.1 3.5" disks in front of CB, telling him:
Do your job now, or you'll get this "upgrade".Though it probably wouldn't hurt in the short term as I suspect we don't need him to work with numbers >65536 for quite some time

worse yet. a cassette tape with GWBASIC. or maybe hit him with a punch card machine.
LISSENUP BUDDY you have no idea of the ancient, evil, cursed hardware we might stick you in.
ps and i have lots of vacuum tubes ready.