Bitcoin is good for trading the volatility. The buy and hodl days are over. You are doing it all wrong.
This is why I am on the edge of leaving crypto like the op personally. Some of us have day jobs and we don't have the time or money to sit around all day buying at the dips playing day trader. I want an investment I can feel safe buying, turning off the computer and coming back 6 months later. I am still unsure if Bitcoin is this solvent and alts definitely aren't that at this moment either.
Nice signature! For someone "with a day job" and looking for "investments were I feel safe buying" you sure have a lot of shitcoins...