April 14th: Final price dip (sell-offs by the remaining few Chinese who'd held out)
April 15th-17th: Sideways movement (people just watching the market cautiously)
April 18th: Slow rise (it's safe to re-enter)
May: Back to $600
June: $700
July: $850
Aug: $1000
Sep: $1500
Oct: $2500
Nov: $1000 (after crash)
Dec: $1500
then slow decline back to $1000.
But next July it'll bubble to $5000, before settling back to $2500.
... and so on.
I hope you're a prophet and you are right

.. we'll see
He's absolutely right, no doubt. I've checked!