Back for a short while, it's BOUNTY TIME.

I personally offer 200 QB bounty for either a perfectly translated version in Chinese or Japanese.
While we are at it: Since we are dealing with a rare coin we might as well have higher bounties for rarer languages. So if you speak and write a language that is
a) actually spoken AND b) spoken by not more than 10*10^6 people I will give 500 QB for each translation target.

Just for the sheer personal fun of it I offer a whopping 5000 QB for the lucky individual who translates *every* string to Yiddish.