Lol, I was thinking the same thing.  I wanted to be easy on the OP and not berate him for shitcoining.  Still, your post is just diplomatic enough to get the point across without going overboard deriding shitcoins.  Some alts have there uses, i.e Monero and hopefully, eventually, Grin.  Some might be useful if you want to try your had at swing trading, but I don't know of any that worth holding.