Paranoia bipolars and mental fluctuations in your brain have taken over to move you to a new level of incurability. I have studied pay stubs of some people closely affiliated with shitposting in this thread, here is what was reveled through our forensics: all accounts can be traced to the same individual, perchance MI6 agent or worse, he has received substantial payrolls for bumping shitcoin thread. Not everything is as it seems. Be alarmed.