From the Loose Cannon 1st Edition

The Book of Midgets/Midgits (a history)

Chapter 1 verses 4 through 8

"Send forth my beloved subjects! Be they small and capable of head butting tall people in the
groin. Let them be capable of acting as mobile beer holders. Let them be cute and cuddly,
and let them be capable of riding many a good winner at the races. "