Agreed, lol.

The highlight reel from the FAQ:
"What is the warranty period on your devices?
We are so confident in our products that we offer lifetime warranty on all products." Wow, they are like LL Bean!

"Is your warranty valid if I will replace original power supply.
It is not possible to replace power supply in our products. This construction is designed and build to provide best experience." Lifetime PSU warranty, better then Corsair!

And my personal favorite:
"Why you do not provide telephone number on your site?
The reason is simple. We all have our regular jobs, we do not have time to answer phone calls"