Edited Post:
Well, this is totally bonkers :/

Now my web dashboard 0 Kh using cpuminer. When I first start CPUMiner, I get this:

http://i.imgur.com/IJEmY6c.png

Then I have to reboot, and recheck my config:

minerdOC.exe --freq=800 --gc3355=\\.\COM5 --url=stratum+tcp://ltc.give-me-coins.com:3334 --userpass=weminedead.1:x


And I got a bunch of status that seems to be not getting any shares at all:
http://i.imgur.com/QuHmYXr.png
http://i.imgur.com/kskuqXG.png
http://i.imgur.com/6nI9bmR.png

GiveMeCoins dashboard shows 0Kh :/