Joke's on you, that's where I store my barrels full of millions of dollars, not my bitcoin back ups! Wait... 
That brings me on another thought (I'm on a roll today): those barrels with money are only meant to distract thiefs from digging further, where they'd find my private keys Quote
I am more than happy that all of my off site back up locations are incredibly secure and are highly unlikely to be found by anyone either accidentally or deliberately looking for them.
Yeah, I feel pretty secure with my setup too, so there's no "canary" involved either.