Hey Miners,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Price Charts and Mining Statistics. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess its fun making fun of people because they will buy your Pump and Dump Coins, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than Wolf of wall Street with his Pennystock Scam.
Dont be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. Im pretty much perfect. I was a Miner right after Satoshi started it, and mined more than 20 Million Bitcoins with my Miners. What Coins do you mine, other than jack off to 1 Satoshi Sales? I also get 50 BTC per Block not like you, and have also a special GPU XPM Miner (it just blew me; Shit was SO bitcoin). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: Its me and my Miner
http://i.imgur.com/jdnKgPh.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/jdnKgPh.jpgI laffed, good take on an old classic. PMing you