He is stealing the post
Thanks for spotting, I've reported it
here. So many post thieves lately, hopefully this one gets banned!

I hate being so suspicious, but your very first post on this forum being a plagiarism spot feels off to me. Are you stealing posts with one account and then "reporting" it with another to try and get some merit?

Just use "report to moderator" button that's under the post, mods will find it much quicker than when you post it in a thread.
It's pretty lame plagiarism though, links and emoticons were not copied.