aarrggh I´m pretty much a noob and really need to make some money (yes i'm really poor, sort of, i still have a laptop and a girlfriend

. 15th of april is coming. Could someone please give me some help/tips what to do so I can make some money( i dont have lots to invest, about 1000)
be social please and help a noob out
Im interested in taking your noob money, will get back to you on this when I think of a way, hope someone doesnt beat me to it