Well what we don't hold is pieces of paper that can easily be stolen, & burnt. Or pieces of metal that can easily be forged into a cutting implement for troll removal.
Our trade consensus & storage of value is far more secure, far more difficult to grasp, as you clearly demonstrate, & therefore far more difficult to snatch at. You will see the light some day, padowan. You will stop reaching for grubby materials & accept the might of the capital idea

Yes, a car can be stolen, a house burned, land confiscated. But in the Bitcoin scheme, non of that can happen because there's nothing to steal, burn, or confiscate. You have nothing. You enter a chain distributor scheme, supply an old participant with resources, and then wait for a new participant to do the same thing for you.