No problem, buddy!  If you were drowning in a lake, I'd probably find it an excellent spot to take a piss whilst smoking a cigarette and laughing.  Simultaneously.

I wouldn't be laughing at your plea for gambling money disguised as some sort of security (that is what section this is in); I'd be laughing at the fact that there'd be one less cretin stinking up the hallways of this fine institution we call bitcointalk.  No offense intended, and I'd wish you luck in your endeavor but that would be disingenuous of me.