Well here in Dubai you have to win the toss if you want the advantage.

No matter how big your D*ick is you are going to choke 99% if you lose the toss, unless you are Netherland facing Kiwis or Singapore facing India. It's bound to happen, you just have to accept it. There might be some exception when your opposition shit the bed which is very possible in cricket but having said that Dubai wicket is not suitable for any multiple team tournament at all. We do have last 20 matches numbers, if you still think otherwise then you are fucked as cricket fans.