Too many of your statements fail to match up with well-established history. This leaves a few possibilities:
1. You are attempting a scam of some sort, but didn't spend enough time verifying the story you created.
2. Your memory of dates and events has become clouded a bit over time, and you are unwilling to accept that possibility
3. You have come from an alternate reality. You travelled across dimensions and are now in a parallel world.
4. he is doing a CSW
this month CSW is tying to say that "proof" is not about signing or data. its about establishing "friendships" and using "friends" as witness as his proof.. and this topic creators plan is the same... trying to say he knew satoshi and the first devs of late 2008-early 2009 ("founders") to try to slot himself into history. not using hard data. but some story he made up without research and just pound it out in repeat hoping he can convince people.
with the twist that the ("founders" his word) owe him coin he paid for
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its not an original scam. and he got caught playing it.. game over