Seems like it might be cat shit

Nope.
You must not know nuttin.
Cats bury their shit.
The guy sounds lost to me (realKiyosaki and even Mpamaegbu for that matter).
That last line should have been "Invest in REAL money.. Bitcoin... and if you happen to have any spare change after you have invested into bitcoin then maybe put a wee little bit into Gold and Silver too.. but not more than 5% of the amount that you had put into dee real deal.. .. i.e. dee cornz."
maybe consider using shamir backup..
Thanks, always open for useful suggestions.
As the NANO-S is somewhat limited, i consider some upgrade in the future, but i had some doubts (not so much related to security) to buy a trezor in the past, but i am going to look into it again soon.
Just write a big note to yourself saying "Ich habe meine Bitcoins versteckt" even if someone sees the note, they wont know where thay are versteckt, and you can go searching your surroundings immediately instead of spending half a day swetting in angst.
You are such a smartie panties, Arriemoller.
And he does not even need to use the word "bitcoin".. .He could call them "my lil precious" or something obscurely creative like that.