I'm going to admit here what I was too red-faced to admit in
a previous post, which is that I had forgotten this thread existed and had no clue whatsoever it had morphed into the Cycling Club campaign thread.
Don't feel bad; I myself often forget this thread exists, only dropping in to deliver the weekly update. Part of the reason for my repeated refusal to either confirm or deny any of the infamous shenanigans that allegedly go on here is that I'm usually not even around when they happen.

I too will try to be more sociable going forward, if that's the euphemism we're using now.
Don’t worry. We like the shenanigans as they are now. We don’t want you to be sociable in THIS way.