The shares entitle the owner to 100% of nothing. Even if NeoBee became a successful business, the shareholders would be entitled to nothing if the profits are spent on expenses, like hiring your GF as a consultant. You, as a non-voting shareholder, would have zero say in that.
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Dear bitcoiners, I am the heir of Sir Abdullah Nobobo, a Nigerian tribal chief who bought the Eiffel tower from Napoleon in 1943. I am selling it for 12,000 BTC, interested buyers please stand in an orderly line outside my mailbox.

<------- NOTE! This is a joke!