No, you can't, not in 2022. You're being obtuse for the sake of making a point that only applies to a hypothetical situation.
But, you don't make a point. Saying that a single Bitcoin transaction consumes a significant amount of energy is what's obtuse. What's power consuming is mining, not transacting. A block might contain just 1 transaction, that doesn't mean that the cost to make this single transaction was millions. Secondly, 1 on-chain transaction doesn't equalize with 1 transaction necessarily. During the past 4 months, I've opened about 12 Lightning channels, while I've made more than 30 transactions off-chain.
Measuring transactions in energy spent is just pointless.