We, huh? So you're a government shill? Good to know. Looks like it's time to press that old ignore button.

I hope I'm the lucky first person to get charged with Bitcoin-based tax evasion. Going public and becoming a celebrity bitcoin hero, political prisoner, and state victim sob story would be fun!

Imagine all the Bitcoin donations you'd raise for lawyer's fees!!! Exciting times ahead, as the IRS demonizes itself and further erodes the very little legitimacy the US government has left.