I heard about this story and just had to shake my head in stunned amazement.

Never mind the fun times of sticking vibrating things up your butt; let us not touch upon that.

I'm more interested in learning how to actually parse data from internal rectal vibrations.

Do they use morse code? Some other coded sequence of vibrations?

The mind simply boggles at the extremes some people go to cheat.

At competitive chess.

With specialized vibrating butt-plugs.

Retarded space rock...