Well, if he steals MY favorite HP mug, he will definitely have to pay for it. But I'm probably ready for such shocks 
What does HP mean? Is it something in Elvish?
He was an orc? Scary, I guess.
But the noseless villains should flee from him with all their might.Well, he's certainly a monster if noseless creatures run away from him. Apparently his mother was in close contact with goblins, if you, longdude, know what I mean
Well, actually he's a hero of wizarding world! And be careful talking about his mother, you risk find yourself bloated like a horned toad.