My bitcoin transaction on SEGWIT taking more than 20 minutes to complete with 60% fees overpay.

mempool is over 120mb for the last two days!.. my node is showing 250MB with 20,500 unconfirmed transaction... not getting confirmed for a while.. i have 2 pending transaction (1sat/vbyte)!..
and average confirm time today is about 70mins....
Use LN!
Damn, so much traffic on the bitcoin highway this week.
I am transferring from Ledger to Ledger, not sure how LN works.
EDIT: Just realized, I am now a legendary member

congrats on new status!... "Use LN" was a sly joke