As one of this Wall Observer's resident Monero degens I feel it is my duty as a fellow Bitcoin Maxi (I know...I thought that sentence up for Jay particularly as well as it being true) to remind you all:

There is no better time than the present to stage some sort of fantastic boating accident.

I mean... LOTTA ships sinking out there.  Maybe one of them was holding all your corns?

Say no more?