From the title of the thread, I thought it was going to be about a mama bitcoin who got together with a papa bitcoin, and had a bunch of little satoshi's, who grew up to be bitcoins themselves.

The question I would ask is, if a man and a woman voluntarily get together and have children, how is it that the government can require the children to go to school where the teacher (from a different thread) might teach them all kinds of stuff that the parents don't agree with? After all, nobody other than the parents (except for God) had a hand in making the children. So, why are the children not more like their property than simply children?