Damn you Hueristic. I was actually enjoying having zero merits.
I guess you had to spoil it.

Merits.
I kindly ask that you never-ever merit me. I surely won’t merit you back.
Not because what might be written is not merit worthy, but because the merit system is corrupt, useless, and most importantly - because it deflects and distracts attention from the important stuff, empowering scammers. For what it’s worth - next to zero - if ever I get enough accidental merits accumulated, I will merit certain nullius posts to the max, only.

Excellent example here, is El_Duderinio.
El_Duderinio will heavily merit you, as long as you suck his dick. The moment you say or do something that doesn’t fit in his fantasy world, you’re doomed. He will merit all the cockroaches without giving it a second thought. Of course he is free to do as he pleases, but this is not the point.

So I will ask El_Duderinio himself:
- Do you really think, that my posts or my cousins posts offer zero value to this community?
- Do you think that asking “what’s special about your fucking cross-fit shoes” deserves merit instead?
- Are you a fucking idiot?

Don’t answer if it’s too stressful, I know the answers already.
Sorry Dude, but someone has to bat slap you. Do not - I repeat - do not ever merit me, or I will rip you a new one.

So much for axiocratic standards.