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200 weeks of dca'ing!! dude thats crazy, don't do that
Buy ~50% of what you ideally would want to invest right now.
then buy more if price is significantly lower then your initial buy price.
That's a kind of retarded suggestion that you have in terms of general applicability.
In udder words, generally speaking, the financial and psychological practicalities of normies no doesn't work like the way that you are wanting them to work.
In udder words, you seem to be wanting to push normies more into gambling than they already tend to want to do.. which is emphasizing the wrong kinds of tendencies that no does not work out too good for actual long term investing...
Imagine bitcoin will be worth $0 10 years from now. , weather you dca'ed in or not, you lose 40K period the end. DCA dose NOTHING to mitigate the risks
it does however mitigate your ability to "get in early"... which I heard is kind of a big deal when it comes to investing

hit the allin button people, its not safe but it your only hope!