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Dwarves neither forget nor forgive. This was once again confirmed by Dugah Strongler, who didn’t forgive the loss in craps after the tenth mug of morelbeer and didn’t forget to explain that the beardless winner’s mother was promiscuous in intimate relationships. The tavern will be restored soon.

Many warriors have been trained by Lam Teacher. And these he had earned his right to rest and a good piece of pie every night. But when word of the Chasm reached him, his calloused hands reached for the axe hanging on the wall. And here he is.


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Vold the Punisher. The commander of the Royal Punishment Squad Vold is known for his cruelty and amorousness. Many dwarf hearts have been broken by him, and many dwarfs still dare not look up when he passes by.


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