Do we know @ETFbitcoin 's hash rate?
It looks like he used his GPU:
IIRC my GPU has speed about 200 Mh/s, so you should already mine at least a block within a month.
It also looks like my CPU mining is utterly useless

I'll give it another week, then I'll wipe it.
For ASICs owners like yourself: would it be possible to only turn it on when the difficulty is 1? Or use it for something else, and then switch to testnet mining when the last block was for instance 19 minutes and 50 seconds ago?