[...]
Rizzrack must be so proud about
his protégé. [...¡
Hmm... I think their relationship didn't work out. "It's not you baby, it's me. I just can't see you suffer like this anymore. We have to end it."
[dramatic pause]
Did anyone realize Rizzrack finally withdrew his opposition towards
dkbit98's flag? I wonder why and what changed his mind.

("Soon" meaning any interval of time, including eons, as time is, after all, relative. To understand time relativity better think about this: the length of 1 minute varies based on which side of the bathroom door you are situated

If you are outside of it, waiting to get in, that "1 minute and I'm out" may feel like 1000 years).
I LOLed so much at this that it worth to be quoted.