I'll contribute 2 mBTC to the prize pool.

I'm pretty skilled at eating pies, but not so much at making them.

If it's not against the rules to be (heavily) supervised by my pooky wooky (wife), then I might submit something...

@OnZen: Did you just enter a pie baking contest with a digitally decorated store-bought cake? Hmm, are you fishing for merit, or trolling?