Re: LoyceV's Avatar for Rent [first 🦊🦊🦊3 YEARS🦊🦊🦊 (204 weeks) rented out]
I was told there would be a debauch today as well as nudity, and so here I am, cigar in mouth, cocktail in hand, and the one testicle that didn't get shot off in a gang war continuing to be a victim to gravity and time. What else do we need here?
Whoever told you that clearly was misinformed. You're a day early. Or maybe you just want a head start and party for like 48 (72?) hours, in which case you can ignore me and start getting drunk 