I was told there would be a debauch today as well as nudity, and so here I am, cigar in mouth, cocktail in hand, and the one testicle that didn't get shot off in a gang war continuing to be a victim to gravity and time. What else do we need here?
You also need a watch; I specifically said UTC in my PM. *sigh* Why do I even bother trying to schedule orgies if people are just going to show up early anyway? (Though it's hard to blame them.

) No matter. I don't object to pre-gaming, just keep your pants on until the main event.