It's 10 minutes from a new day, and this is the first good news I hear today.

I opened a 14% wine glass bottle this night, and I drunk it almost entirely.
I am now ready to celebrate this anniversary! Almost 4 years of continuous derailing of this thread!

I might or I might not being in my birthday suit as well.
As you might remember I am a filthy, mustachioed, lustful Italian