Gotta axe the obvious question: who da fuk invited this dude to the party?  Please tell me this isn't some emotionally deflationary interlocuter who busted thru the security gate looking for a merit orgy.  That shit is in another section.  This here is where we don our ceremonial garb and sometimes touch each other where we pee.  I'm not sure Learn Bitcoin is either here for that or should be here for that.

I smell bacon.