Xanax and benzos....horrible detox.  Lol at the Versed.  I'd have to keep injecting myself every 30 seconds just to get through a standard party, and then I'd never remember anything anyway.  Ambien is blech.  And Diprivan?  Also milk of amnesia, and I'm not looking to get to a deep anesthetic plane.  Something makes me think that might be your specialty.

And hey.  What happened to the party, boys?