I see what you did there

Not that i am against a juicy bull run (or bull
aera), but i like to buy low. I'd admit, i'm 10% greedy

On the other hand, neither up nor down ever kept me from adding bitcoin to my stash. Don't you consider that as OG?
a wee little bit 
To me, it seems that my original attempt at a shame-laden lecture was largely "on target."
So, in essence, I am not going to show much if any mercy..
** even if your case might possibly deserve a wee tad little tiny bit, perhaps?**Appeal to all of the authorities, or even to the CEO of bitcoin,.. .. I could care less... I am sticking to my guns on this one.what else do you need?
A CEO who is not a degenerate shitcoiner.
Lettuce butt?
🅱️ro. I've taken a concrete jackhammer to my asshole on several occasions just to try to feel something.
You shut your moist, delicate vagina.

Lookie uie pooie.
Getting all worked up over different interpretations of reality...
Sticks and stone may break my bones, and jackhammers are got good for lettuce butts.
Be careful with some of that.
It's all fun and games until someone's eyes get poked out.. or perhaps other unintentional irreversible damages take place.
#justsaying... you will thank me later.

why the mini dump? we haven't even reached 29.9k
Tbf, based on volume and closing Daily lows from May last year, the previous support was around $28.5K to $30.5K, rather than some physiological $30K level. So price re-tested old support and unsurprising it has initially acted as new resistance. Also reaching this previous support level coincided with the fomc meeting, so people decided to sell just in case. Cos ya know, buy the rumour sell the news and all that.
Price so far bouncing nicely from 50 MA on 4hr, so nothing bullish really lost yet unless we see prices move back below $27K.

Looks fine to be basically. Losing $27K continuation level and a re-test of 200 WMA / $25K become more likely, but so far, this isn't the case.
I don't know what TBF is.
Regarding going up above $30k, we were just struggling with $20k and even staying above $20k a mere 11 days ago (right prior to the Fed announcement of a SVB bailout), so I have a hard time considering any retracement back to some of those lower $20k levels to be particularly bearish, especially given how fast the BTC price shot up.... and it wasn't as if a bull market had yet been confirmed, even though many folks seem to want to declare a bull market based on information that they already have, and I am too much of a scaredy cat to enter into such declarations, especially when we were struggling to stay in the upper $16ks just prior to the beginning of this calendar year.. which this first quarter has not even officially ended.. not that king daddy gives that many shits about calendar years and financial quarters and all of that potentially mumbo-jumbo clutter.