Nice try @TryNinja but I don't think I'll be falling for anyone's April fool today.

The description gave it away.

Goddamit, did I really fk this up? Telegram's HTML parser didn't work for some reason.

It was supposed to look like this:

Next year's, maybe...

edit: It was @Synchronice's idea, so all credits to him. Thanks!
I think you didn't fvck this up and I think it's because of the Telegram app. If it worked then I would have fallen from the trick about receiving merit from Satoshi himself but you still got some people though and for me it's a success.