You calling Wasabi "mass surveillance software" is a malicious lie and everyone can verify that you are lying themselves since all of the code is open source
Of course it's not a mass surveillance software. It's just a "privacy" service that has willingly partnered with an unnamed mass surveillance blockchain analysis company to determine who deserves privacy and who doesn't. What more could you wish for than that? I think you should ask your buddies to consider any coins of o_e_l_e_o as unfitting. You do know he is a public supporter of Stalin, right? His Bitcoin reeks of Stalin propaganda and must be censored. For the greater good, obviously. After all, you are all about fungibility and censorship resistance.