1. Write your address (bc1qhlyhr83szrdyv9f9nfede796kvfll5neyvkq8q)

2. Write a sensational story about why you need bitcoin (maybe if you're a closet Stephen Spielberg you'll captivate some millionaire, just don't waste too much blood, Tarantino isn't necessary here).

3. Be a flatterer, there is nothing a millionaire loves more than being flattered.

4. go to the Bitcoin conference wearing a personalized t-shirt with the Qr of your address and a text that says "I need a bitcoin (maybe max keizer instead of burning bills this time I'll give it to you to upload a video to twitter.

5. pray for 2^256 days, even if you don't know how to pray, mutter under your breath (in church this works)