looks like @DdmrDdmr has passed me in few merit sprays lately.

Even I can say that @DdmrDdmr has skipped my profile over the last 120 days
[oh I didn't really want to say that]. I've also tried to post as constructively as possible so far but somehow a lot of people ignore me. Weird to myself because anyway I think I'm really trying to post as best I can. Anyone want to review where I went wrong?

Maybe that’s because you have reached legendary rank, there are lower rank accounts who may be posting as well as you that also need the merit. If you think people are ignoring your posts, you can report the posts you think deserve merit on this thread
Report unmerited good posts to Merit Source
Dude, what's wrong with you? How will DdmrDdmr's merit spray cause you tears? Are you for real? What's emotional about merit spray?
I don’t want to believe that anyone would cry over merits, I think what he meant to say was that DdmrDdmr's merit history was so long he had to stare at his screen for a long time, making his eye squirt.