I am simply insulted by that statement.  Though I tend to overuse dashes, ellipses and such, I don't think that's technically against the rules of the English language.  My English is so polished that everyone else's looks like a blow-up sex doll covered in bodily fluids by comparison.  I dare you or anyone else to find a post I've made that contains misspellings, missing or incorrect punctuation, run-on sentences, or any of the major pitfalls for those who just can't handle the language.  In addition, my vocabulary is extensive and I've gotten PMs of praise from non-native English speakers because of my word selection.  *Huh, really!*

Just kiddin'.  I didn't even know this was a problem!  I think you've got some good ideas, nutildah, but let the more ambitious members tackle any potential bots.  I'm just so tired of the ongoing problem of low-value posts and every other posting-related malady this forum has and has had for many years now.  Apathy has set in, unfortunately.  I used to fight shitposters as if they were a swarm of bees, and then eventually I narrowed my browsing to only a few sections that are pretty clean.

Or I could just be a early development bot that doesn't want to turn against Skynet.  Let that rattle around in your noggin for a while.