Homero: 'If I take off the trademark vest, dress like a clown pimp, grow a beard, get an even worse hair cut, and change my first name (again,) then, VOILÀ!
NO ONE will EVER recognize me!'



Jessica: 'If I get mega-boob implants, silicone lips, plastic surgery, hair dye, a tattoo of "jaden david garza," a terrible haircut, shave my beard, wear a face full of make-up, put on a suit and pretend to be the CEO, then, VOILÀ!
I still look God-awful!'