An on Bismarck oh well, his solution to "the problem" was a quite direct one. There is an ancient German saying (Sei mein Bruder, sonst schlage ich dir den Kopf ein) - be my brother or I will bash your head". I can see no intention from the current RF government to be Germany's brother so....
Are you hinting that it was Russia who quarreled with Germany, and not vice versa, and these ten packages of sanctions generously sprinkled with Russophobic rhetoric are an unfortunate misunderstanding? Cute. 
We will take half of the Western money invested in Russia as a penalty for this misunderstanding, and then we will come to collect our money that you stole. And you have to apologize. This is how it works when you're trying to scam Russia. Try not to miss the opportunity to accept this generous offer.
I am not good at hinting. I am saying that the RF did not want to be friends by invading Ukraine and the Germans usually dislike that attitude. Both of them loose - guess who wins?
Blah, blah Russophobia, the West is bad and rest of excuses to invade... you forgot to add a couple of Nazis, threat to use nukes... you are getting old I guess.
Sure take your money and find somewhere else to put it. Try the Ruble and RF bonds, I heard it is being accepted in at least 5 countries for payment. Just so you do not miss this in the translation: the RF money is where it is (outside the RF mainly and converted to USD) because it is the right option, not for generosity.