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First send your seed phase or private keys to your emails, also use them to compose a little song only can listen anytime, write it down in your diaries, and makes sure have a google doc to save your wallet keys and other information.
I do not know if you are serious or trying to be sarcastic, but this is just terrible and extremely dangerous advice, and should never be followed, especially by novice bitcoin investors who may not have a clear understanding of the security risks involved in such actions.
Sending private keys or seed phrases through email or storing them in an online Google Doc can lead to security breaches and make your cryptocurrencies vulnerable to theft. It is crucial to keep your private keys and seed phrases offline, preferably on a hardware wallet, and in a secure location.